Dear Madams

 

This communication, like all my other missives, will be given to the public at some future time for laughter and posterity, and hard copies are also being posted around.

 

You nasty, womanly creeps !  I'm putting this in writing because through the disgraceful bugging of my house you all only get passed on a greatly reduced and censored version of the actual contempt we really have for this land of camp males and camp potato males.  Why listen to the details of our household affairs at all when you have such bitchy jealousy that when you are told we're watching 'Taken', you skip it on Thursday, when BBC2 closes down at 12.50 am, so that you can put it on at 2am on Friday night/Saturday morning ?

 

For years we've laughed and laughed at you potato heads and dummy faces !  Thick, stupid, bland and ugly, and SO CAMP !!  So camp you're creepy !  We know that British males are GM vegetables, but have you been told that your men are also effeminate, and your women stronger, to compensate ?  (If English male genes are 60% 'taken to the vets', then Scottish men are only 25% 'taken to the vets'.  So a middle-aged Scot would not have the same self-conscious problems Tony Blair has wearing blue jeans, sticking his thumb in those front pockets, or be so embarrassed to hold David Blunkett by the arm etc)

 

And the BBC is a super-highly charged electro-magnet for womanly men in a land already awash with them.  The very worst, the genetically bent dregs, seem to go and get jobs at the Beeb and talentlessly sit in their offices.  You pale, pasty, overweight, underexercised, pudgy-fingered parasites !  Read that line again.  You grew up, a useless burden on the planet, and went with your CV and non-talents to bleed the BBC.  Why go there ?  You should have been told to leave it alone.  Instead you've filled all its offices with ugly, effeminate human garbage.  Question Time was live, but what if someone mentions me ?  So prerecord it, and have that stupid 'live comments from viewers' (about this recorded program they're watching) along the bottom of the screen, to fool them with a live 'feel'.  Top of the Pops - half an hour once a week - but no, all songs are about Him !  END IT !!  What right did you talentless paperkeepers have to invade the BBC, crawl your way up, and pluck out that jewel ?  Pop stars would fly in to appear just because of its history and reputation.  A live appearance of all the famous names, the colour, the clothes, the look; an entertaining half hour to keep in touch with the hit parade.  "No !  Pull it !" you cried.  "The internet !  Downloading !"  What reasons are they to end Top of the Pops ?  "24 hour music channels !"  But who can sit in front of them to learn the charts ?  And videos aren't like a live appearance.  Now nobody even knows the charts !!  You've killed pop !  Stolen it from the public.  What's TV for if there isn't half an hour for it on BBC2 ?

 

(By 1945 Howard Hughes had finished his musical input.  He called musicians into his studios, maybe playing the saxophone himself, and invented a new, driving beat, like an engine, for youngsters to dance to, using new repeating 'blues' patterns.  He wanted youngsters to get together, push the furniture to one side, get rid of the adults, and dance and have something of their own.  One man invented it all.  That's why it revolves round him now, you steaming, stinking dog logs.)

 

And look at the useless, sorry state of music now - 70 year old Shirley Bassey sings Bond at Glastonbury !!  The true, true lowpoint.  Rockbottom.  All because of the establishment scheme to reinvigorate 007, the British secret agent who kills for Her Majesty.  How can you all stand by, and even dance, to the tune of these naff old racists ?  Nobody voted for Zara.  Nobody votes Kate Middleton top of poll for 'natural beauties'.  She's plain.  That evil family are psycopaths.  Mass serial killers.  As for Bond, Daniel Craig's pout is ludicrous.  Where we had Ursula Andress emerging from the sea in a bathing costume, we now have Daniel Craig coming out the sea in tight briefs !  What is wrong with you English ?  Ridiculous !!  And the establishment actually trying to fight me with Bond is truly laughable.  Bond was based on Howard Hughes - both the hero secret agent and his genius adversary taking over the world being both sides of the same coin.  Both Batman and the Joker.  If you really want to carry on with Bond, use someone over 47, or get an American or Australian etc to learn the English accent.  But don't let these naff geriatric Royals ruin culture and cool !

 

But do you ever want the public to know what the real 007 does ?  MI5/MI6 are just shells; empty buildings for a few standard, above board operations which are logged and carefully recorded on paper for show.  And the real secret service ?  Thousands and thousands of creeps; thousands of old patriotic women and seedy old men, bland nobodies and dirty tramps, tourist backpackers and swotty youngsters, Asians, blacks, foreigners, and thousands and thousands of middle-aged white men.  Yuk !!  All these shady, semi-governmental organizations, nothing down on paper, following me round the clock, driven by jealousy, jealousy and extreme jealousy.  A typical operation ?  Work out when I'm going to the public loo, and then hang around there.  Dirty, greasy old men waiting for me there and bothering me - taking the urinal next to me, and trying to peer over; or stooping down to spit into the urinal and get a look under the partition etc etc etc.  THIS IS THE TRUE  007 !!  Operation 'Public Lavatory' !!  Of course there are thousands of plots to kill me, but they won't work - it's fated that way.  They officially deny they kill, but of course MI5, MI6 don't assassinate.  No, it's the REAL secret service that do that - these creeps belonging to shady organizations linked to and funded by the government - they do all the dirty jobs.  But since nobody is managing to actually kill me, they spend their days following me around in their thousands, trying to get in my way and slow me down, or drive through a big puddle to splash my clothes, or wait for me at public toilets, or crowd me out on the trains and tubes (where phoney old women appearing from nowhere try and force me to give up my seat , and lots of creeps especially try to stand in front of the gaze of nearby women in the hope that I don't notice those womens' eyes on me etc etc.  These people have been turned mad BIG TIME !!)  This is the most pressing need for this country - cleaning it up to make it fit to live in.  Let the Home Secretary, Head of MI5, every MP, every MI5 employee swear on oath that they have no knowledge of these organizations.  It's all going to come out - it HAS to, before the country can get back on its feet again.  I wrote to the Home Office about being persecuted by these sinister operations and they wrote back with a form to fill in - but there is only machinery to investigate MI5, MI6, GCHQ - nothing else !  They don't at the moment even admit that these organizations of lavatory perverts exist !!

 

 

I am, of course, principally writing this email in fury about the jealous, petty, creepy, bitchy type of 'men' that are now making television unbearable.  The BBC, as I said, has concentrated these camp creeps together in one place and enabled them to molest the entire TV audience.  We have already had those racist 'White Christmas' plots for two years running, and more and more of the commissioning, scheduling and entire output in general seems to be ever increasingly geared to fighting me - just one individual member of the public - in the pettiest type of way.  Every trailer is edited as a catty reference to me, every slant of every news story every day is made to deny and cover up all the points and issues I have raised, every hideous, effeminate, potato head reporter or presenter oozes a stupid, pompous, jealous slime.  How many of them are there, by the way ?  Suit after suit.  Stupid reporter after reporter.  Stupid report after stupid report.  Actually listen to each one and imagine how untalented, in every conceivable way, a person has to be to come up with such garbage 'news reporting'.  Huw Edwards sitting there reading the autocue - a woman's job !  Then last week he flies out to 'present' the news from Baghdad on some war 'anniversary'.  Then follows a big item about how he travelled there.  He flew from RAF Brize Norton, then a more dangerous leg of the journey blah blah blah.  In his helmet and body armour, squashed in with the other troops.  A big day for Huw.  But I screamed in fury at the set when I saw his faded jeans.  He was EMBEDDED IN FADED JEANS.  A useless, pointless, autocue-reading, biased, much too safe, cocooned, embedded with the army report, IN FADED JEANS.  Did little Huw really need to fly out there ?  What has the world gained ?  Why does Huw Edwards have a mortgage ?  And why do WE need to pay it ?  And what is the point of Fiona Bruce ?  That airhead doesn't understand a single line she reads, but we pay huge sums for her to INTONATE her voice, to pause and accentuate with emotion, to outstretch her forearm expressively, in rythym with her reading.  Last week, on the day of an embarrassing race story she balances it with a sympathy story about Nazi children, and in place of her normal tweed two piece we see her in Nazi looking shiny black leather/PVC !!

 

Look at the biased reporting of the 15 sailors in Iran.  The public doesn't care any more about this sort of incident.  They ask why are they there in the first place.  No amount of boyish and subjective reporting will change that.  It's not a big deal, and there's nothing Britain can do but talk politely to Iran.  Why does Britain even MENTION the UN after IRAQ ??  Against the UN Britain charged into Iraq like cowbows, flew OVER THE IRAQ BORDER, then bombed and murdered thousands of Iraq servicemen and civillians, and then drove tanks in !!  All of it in a hurry in case the weapons inspectors finished their search and gave Iraq a clean bill of health !  I heard an Iraq minister say that the Iran/Iraq border in those waters was 'blurred' and should have been sorted out but they never got round to it.  And all we get from the BBC is patriotic schoolboy reporting.  The Iranians said they'll let the woman go.  The British can stress that, on that principal, all fifteen should be released !

 

How embarrassing the Bob Woolmer murder was for the BBC !!  Anyone watching their reporting as the story unfolded couldn't have failed to have been amused.  They had to be dragged, kicking and screaming, into admitting the facts as they emerged.  Adam Parsons, at the start, was speculating at the "media circus" that would ensue if the post mortem were to show signs of foul play.  How English !!  "Media circus" !!  Like the "media circus" that journalists have been predicting Fayed would turn the Diana inquest into ?  "Media circus" because it's embarrassing ?  When the 'Comedy Terrorist' broke into Windsor Castle, Met Commissioner John Stevens said he was "devastated" !  He gets a peerage and stands there on Dec14th with a garbage report and you all lapped it up !

 

I read in The Times newspaper that in Woolmer's bedroom there was vomit all along the walls.  There must have been some struggle there before he was overcome, and on BBC5 Live I hear a panel of 'pundits' this week say "He would have wanted the World Cup to continue" !!  How English !!  While he was struggling for his life, struggling to kill his assailants, would he have paused and said that he would have wanted it to continue !!

Then the BBC come out with "Was it angry fans ?"  Then they say that his family, who of course know all about any shady affairs that he might have been involved in, are coming out and stating this and denying that blah blah.

 

After England won the ashes, when 'bad light' stopped play (even with spin bowling ?? - have you EVER heard of that before - spin bowling being a danger to batsmen ?? - but NOBODY, no pundits or anyone else, said a thing at the time) and this delay enabling England to win, I knew that cricket was finished.  They get drunk before instead of after because the game is totally corrupt and finished.  Football has been finished for years, but has anybody reported THAT to the public ??  Greece win the Euro Championship to set up the Olympics that were going to be held there, Italy win the World Cup to raise low spirits there because of all the corruption allegations, and nobody says anything ?  All got your fingers in the pie ?  Most of the money in football is in England, and NOBODY pays off opposition not to attack like the English do !!  It's shameful that nobody says a thing.  You women !!  I know none of you could ever play football, but don't you know anything about it at all when you watch hour after hour of it ?  That's been the big idea in fixing games for the last couple of years - defend but don't go forward.  (Arsenal have done it all season - no trophies - better financial terms like lower interest rates - bigger short term ripping off and pocketing before they retire.)  Can't you see that nobody tries on the field anymore ??  What an embarrassment Match Of The Day is to watch.  Laddish jokes about the stench of the corruption before going on air, then on with the new, crisp shirts, and lie to the camera for your dirty money, trying to keep a straight face while the others smirk and pull faces out of shot.  And Sky call their England coverage "The RACE to qualify", with the word 'RACE' standing out in bigger, bolder red letters, i.e. white race and not Asian race.  Since when was it a 'race' ?  And why is that word made to stand out to such an extent ??