(Why is Shadow Home Secretary David Davis so surprised when 10 Downing St can't find any record of the letter he sent to the Prime Minister in December?  I wrote letters to the Prime Minister, BBC, ITV, Channel 4 - letters outlining the surveillance harassment, media censorship of my effect on the world, the 1960 problem - and I explained that all elections would now be void.  It's like if they invaded Iraq and didn't tell the public - any subsequent election would be void.  My letters were all sent by recorded delivery and I have the proof of posting.  Years from now Britain will face some sort of 'Nuremberg Trial', and judges will rule in my favour and call all these general elections void.)         

 

 

27 Jan 08 - Yesterday at about 4.45pm on the eastbound central platform at Tottenham Crt Rd tube a seedy creep reacted violently when confronted.  Heavy harassment stalking is utterly criminal and vindictive as it is, but because of his reaction I'm putting the Queen on this page (devised as a result of my internet connection continually being broken every few seconds - as soon as I said out loud I'd mention Prince William on the website, it stopped).  Five years go I made that police complaint.  I have written countless letters since.  What hypocrisy for the country to pretend all is well when we have this dirty, unmentionable underbelly.  The public don't have experience of it, but people in positions must have known for years.  These organizations have a manpower similar to the army.  For decades they've been depicted in the movies (and now TV dramas) as being housed in secret underground facilities.  If people in power neglect their duty, and allow this harassment to continue, this page will become a mile long.  It's not my problem, it's your problem.)   At the Diana Inquest, under oath, Paul Burrell repeated that the Queen told him to be careful of  'forces at work in this country of which we have no knowledge'.  No doubt a think tank will devise a cover story to try and explain this away.  Why don't they use the 'silly posh accent theory' - that though royals have recently tried to pronounce things properly, they still pronounce 'house' like 'hice', i.e. not rhyming with 'mouse', but 'mice'.  I know their houses are the size of the plural of our houses, but it's still daft (because the plural of house is houses).  There's still time to use this excuse at the Inquest: "We are in no doubt as to Mr Burrell's integrity, sir, but I am able to report that Her Majesty the Queen believes it to be a simple misunderstanding.  As you may know, Her Majesty is a keen equestrian and lover and keeper of horses, and, rather than "forces at work in this country", may, in private conversation, have mentioned the need to be mindful of  "horses at work in this country of which we have no knowledge", or instead of "dark forces",  perhaps so and so "is a dark horse which we should watch out for".  

 

23rd Jan 08 - Why is Prince William learning to fly?  Prince Harry was never going to be allowed to fight, and William won't be allowed anywhere near danger.  It's all the people advising and propping it up that I don't like.  They probably reckoned that the one possible use of the flying would be giving William another way of running away from danger - taking off in an aircraft from Sandringham or Balmoral or wherever and saving his royal backside from an impending nuclear strike, or from the threat of being surrounded by terrorists or invading forces.  A much more realistic scenario is William using the flying on a 'dash for booze' - I can imagine a Tesco carpark being evacuated just so William can land in it and then spend £10,000 loading up trolleys of drink for a party, while the approach road to the store is backed up with a mile long queue of irate mums who've been stuck in a jam with their crying kids for an hour, waiting to get the weekly groceries.

 

23rd Jan 08 - INDIA does not live up to its spiritual principles and I have no regard for that country

 

22nd Jan 08 - Jacqui Smith is UK Home Secretary.  Who would have ever believed it?  That used to be a vital and highly respected office.  I know that the department has been split up and reduced in size, but still!  Jacqui Smith!  (At the Cabinet meeting, the Prime Minister says "And finally, to close the meeting, perhaps the Home Secretary would like to say a few words?"  "Thank you, Head Master.  Everyone stop fidgeting, no chattering at the back!  Hands in your lap and wait quietly for hometime."   She's a primary school teacher)  And why has it become parliamentary protocol and etiquette absolutely not to question, but simply praise Jacqui Smith and applaud her for her 'sterling work fighting terrorism' or whatever.  It's regarded as extremely rude to criticize her in any way!  Why give the job to someone born after 1960, if you're so touchy about it?  The Prime Minister just wanted a puppet, so he could pull the strings.  I would have thought they would have made sure they used up all their best people, used up all their people born before 1960, before resorting to the rest.

 

22nd Jan 08 - At ten o' clock on BBC1 Huw Edwards reads the main news.  But now ITV have their own news starting at the same time - you will have heard of all the fuss about this return of ITV's 'News at Ten'.  But only here can you find out that it's not about the battle of the news bulletins on rival channels at all, but the battle of the evil upper lips!  You'll have to wait for ten 'o clock tonight, and actually sit in front of the telly to check this out, but what I'm saying is that Huw Edwards has an upper lip, the left half of which seems to keep being pulled upward as if by thread from an invisible puppeteer.  The effect is that of an evil sneer.  Until just last week this lip was unchallenged, but now, on rival ITV1 we have Trevor McDonald minus that bushy moustache that used to cover his upper lip.  Now, without the moustache his upper lip just looks plain evil - no need for thread.

 

21st Jan 08 - A year or so ago, I saw part of an episode of a BBC documentary series on the royal family where we were in a vehicle driven by Prince Philip and he was chatting away as he drove in his grounds.  He pulled up outside some sort of farm shop that sold his produce (although it looked like a modern supermarket) and we were going to follow him in.  As he got out of the vehicle, and as the cameraman and interviewer also got out, we could see a member of the public picking fruit and veg from the boxes laid out in the stalls by the entrance.  This woman was looking down, absorbed in inspecting the produce - too busy to look up just because someone else got out of a car.  As we were following him in, Philip suddenly slowed his pace when he realized he might not otherwise get noticed by this lady.  But this was a decent English housewife, still busy with the vegetables.  So Philip changed course and veered over toward her, slowing almost to a standstill, his head turned right round at her, as if silently screaming "NOTICE ME!  IT'S ME!  IT'S ME!  BLUSH!  FAWN!  REACT!"  He'd got so close, and slowed down so much, that she was suddenly unsettled and looked up, and then smiled with recognition (especially with a camera crew in tow).  Prince Philip, now visibly pleased at the suitable reaction, smiled with a polite noise before entering the store.

 

21st Jan 08 - With the Northern Rock banking crisis, it was funny that no politician had a clue about what had happened, let alone what to do about it, yet they still had to sound as if they did (angrily).  (Lucky for the government and Bank of England that I really did lose my temper, and in a moment of weakness blurted out the correct course of action, which they then stole through the bugging, without payment.  Of course, I could have sorted it out much better myself.)  But Kirstie Allsopp appeared on BBC Question Time as housing pundit - I remember that she's famous because she finds properties for people on a TV programme on Channel 4.  Someone wants to work at home?  She finds them a house with a large garage which can be converted into an office/workshop - very clever.  Give this 'housing pundit' first class tickets to New York, all expenses paid, to sort out the 'sub prime mortgage' crisis.  Delay could be costly.

 

20th Jan 08 - On BBC1 on Thursdays after Question Time is another political programme (with a pink three piece suite - two two-seater sofas and an armchair).  Host Andrew Neil sits in the armchair, one sofa is used for the guest slot, and the other seats regulars Labour MP Diane Abbott and Tory Michael Portillo.  These two have started to seethe with jealousy over me.  Well I want to complain about the sheer waste of public money spent on their sofa.  A normal three piece could be obtained for £1000, but how much is their adapted, bespoke, especially engineered sofa costing?  It's obviously not a normal sofa, or else Diane Abbott's half would collapse, and Michael Portillo's half would pivot up into the air, his feet dangling.  A substantial amount of steel plate has gone into reinforcing that sofa, and it probably requires a studio floor with a high max laden weight, and needs to be towed in for filming - all adding to cost.  Let me suggest this money be recouped by Diane Abbott playing the next Doctor Who monster.  This would eliminate the need for any make up or special effects at all - a considerable saving (although it would no longer be suitable for children and would need to go out after 9pm).  And Michael Portillo would make a fine panto dame, in make up and a dress.  He'd enjoy it too.  In fact, they would make a good (bad) pair of ugly sisters.

 

20th Jan 08 - Every other day, James Mates of ITV News stands outside the Royal Courts of Justice and reports that the 'Diana conspiracy theories' are 'blown out of the water'.  It's every other day, because on the days when all the damning evidence comes out, there is no report.  On the other channel, Nicholas Witchell of the BBC stands outside and should be moved along by police for begging.  He is begging the viewers to let the royal family off.