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Imagine some far off country where every baby born after 00.00hrs on 1st January 1960 was unintelligent, and the majority of them were actually stupid!  Nothing but stupid people born from 1960 to the present!  Imagine that!  And imagine if immigrant races were unaffected; imagine if only the indigenous majority race were affected!  So if a mother in this country gave birth on one side of midnight (1959) - normal baby, maybe brilliant baby; other side of midnight (1960) - unintelligent baby, maybe really stupid baby!  A mother on one side of the country's borders - baby thicko; but over the other side - normal birth!  Imagine this scenario continuing year after year, decade after decade, on and on...  A person's intelligence shows in the features; a stupid country would be there for all to see!  A few of the 1960+ group might be quite clever.  A few would be good at what they do.  And the effect would be less noticable in women than men.  Nevertheless, we are talking about potato doom.
 
As the intelligent, pre-1960 generation aged, immigrants would more and more desperately be required to flood in and keep everything going.  But these people would have to be warned about the following issues:  Immigrant couples where both were also of a different race (colour and racial type) to the host nation would give birth to normal babies in their new country and wouldn't be affected at all.  However, mixed race couples, where one was different race but the other was of host race colour and racial type (either native or foreign) would have partially affected babies, and more affected if this host race parent was native instead of foreign.  Immigrants who were both foreign, but both of same race as host nation, would have partially affected babies, but more so than the previous case.  Both these couples would benefit from going abroad to have their babies.  Non-immigrant, native couples would partially benefit from this tactic, if any chose to.
 
Just picture this land, then.  Imagine whole schools, away from immigrant areas, up and down the country, packed with stupid children.  And stupid teachers.  Vital positions filled by stupid graduates for twenty years.  Stupid doctors, nurses, barristers, planners having had many years to be stupid in.  Policemen not just getting younger.  Firemen stupid.  Ambulance crews stupid.  Stupid emergency personnel putting stupid lives at risk.  Essential businesses and services running down and crippling the nation.  Drinking houses full.  Libraries empty.  Bookshops stocked with dumbed-down pap.  New road layouts that worsen congestion.  Rubbish TV... and so on, and on, and on...  ...A stupid knock on the door?  That would mean a stupid court, stupid evidence, stupid forensics, stupid jury...  Demand a jury of immigrants and pensioners!  Unless guilty.  Stupid army.  Stupid air force.  Stupid navy.  Stupid secret service.  Got funds to invest?  Stupid stock market.  Stupid engineers, scientists, technicians - all to be let loose on everything from loading calculations for bridges to redesigning the national grid.  At every tenuous link in a once modern, technological society; from the design and manufacture of the tiniest and most basic component or commodity to the organization of the simplest trade or business - the layout of a supermarket car park or queueing system at a bank or railway station - the successive and culminative effect of one incompetent decision after another making the simple experience of living, or existing, increasingly tedious, even impossible...
 
The moral of this story is :  Always pay your way.  Clear your debts.  Pay your dues.  Theft doesn't pay, in the end.